Bet she refused to refill some Boomer’s pain meds and they decided to ‘report’ her as revenge.

Just a rock or a knife, if you wear the animal down enough. You’re probably not biting through the hide though.

The ‘S’ in IOT stands for Secure

We definitely whip shitties in WI, too.

For those wondering, this played out well! OP found someone to take the job. His wife bit on the prank gleefully, was actually thrilled by the idea that OP had a son he didn’t know about. When the prank was revealed, she thought it was hilarious. Ultimately pretty wholesome, OP married a keeper.

Jody is the guy who steals your girl while you’re deployed