I didn’t know that, thank you.

Bojack, we’ve been over this. You have to be better than that.

Sonic would beat the shit out of Trump without a second thought. He isn’t a Freedom Fighter for nothing.

This will be a train wreck. Anyone who’s familiar with his atrocity of a novel True Allegiance knows that high pitched fuck can’t write for shit.

!Mufasa dies at around the midway point!<

No, painted dogs are something else.

This is the exact reason I can’t take werewolf movies seriously.

Pretty sure James is gay.

Trying to change the status quo

Super villains are usually trying to take over the world or rob banks and shit. That’s like saying Jeffery Dahmer was just trying to have a snack.

He would listen to Nickelback.

It’s not symbolic. The tan coat guy is a serial killer who preys on young naive children, not a metaphor for any real world corporation.

Point 40: “People have names”.

In history, sure, the idea deserves criticism. But in fiction this archetype is called a protagonist and its very different to tell a story without at least one. Is Sherlock Holmes an example of Great Man theory? Most people are not as gifted as he is. What about Robin Hood? I’d argue that these characters share a lot of traits with Batman and Green Arrow respectively, so why is one ok but not the other?

As for the status quo thing, I honestly don’t know what to do about that from a storytelling perspective. “Guy who shoots lasers decides to enact social reform” is an odd pitch.

Supervillains consider themselves to be superior to the common masses. Superheroes don’t see it that way. They see their power as a tool to help those who weren’t as lucky as them. The superpower lottery is a vehicle to tell the story. The moral is about how those powers are used.

Ever see a dog or cat run across the room super fast for no reason? Zoomies.

Not everyone who dies becomes a ghost. Ghosts are people who can’t pass on due to having unfinished business.

Fuck. I’m stupid. Delete.

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He could of just doubled the resources or rewritten reality so that they were no longer required. I was disappointed that neither movie even attempted to address this.

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