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  • Johanno@feddit.orgtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world"Woke" games
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    29 days ago

    True that.

    I even found it very funny when they accused kingdom come: deliverance of being racist because no black characters were in the game.

    The setting is fucking medieval! There were no black people in Europe back then.

    On the other hand I only know some Netflix series where they add all characters of the lbqt+ spectrum but give them no story or any meanings to that.



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