That’s kind of classist ngl, implying that you should only get married if you can afford a two week international vacation?

Or European, but that’s still holding something over my American, married on a beach by my mother in law, right back to work, no honeymoon no money for gifts no vacation time to take anyway ass.

But I understand the sentiment, I’d been with my partner 11 years before we got married, we knew how bad it could get without being the Griswalds

Thanks for a good laugh this morning!

No he doesn’t want it, so you me and the other guy can split. $30 is $30 bucks as far as I care, turn it into a bag of weed.

I got nothing, can I have your $100?

Drunk dabs at 1 am with a propane torch with no auto shutoff

Careful where you get your files from, I’m suspicious that many of them are tracked by the feds.

He is also too intelligent for reverse psychology. I just ignore him if I can.

I’m well aware of what I’m doing with it, it’s just MY first gun, not the first time I’ve shot.

It’s a Remington 510 p single shot .22 from the early 60’s. It’s hardly for defense, mostly for practice and getting comfortable with firearms. It was actually my grandfather’s and “purchase” was a simpler way of saying inherited somewhat unwillingly.

Next is a Ruger 10/22 my recently late father in law left me along with a Winchester 20g single

You dunce I don’t own a truck, I drive a fucking Subaru, and the rifle is in a locked closet with the bolt removed and stored with the ammunition separately until I can afford a safe.

You are continuing to part of the reason I was hesitant to purchase it in the first place, so sincerely, go fuck yourself.

Oppositional Defiance Disorder, I have a coworker like this. It’s exhausting.

Jesus Christ I couldn’t put a .22 through your skull at 50 feet, not because I’m a bad shot, but because it’s so FUCKING DENSE

Welcome to the Assumption Club, where everybody is an ass!

I bought it so it can sit in the rear window of my truck and make me look tough, obviously.

You’re such a jackass dude

I’m the audience you’re talking too. I’m 32 and just got my first rifle. It was awkward for me at first, and attitudes like yours contributed to that.

So fuck you man.

That’s not the right way to encourage people to arm themselves.

Aspen is pretty nice this time of year…

In the dark moments I’m sometimes comforted by the thoughts of who I could take with me to hell.

Somebody get Sergio Leone

Livery make racecar pretty!