One of the 10,000 club today, buddy. Enjoy your soup.

A friend of mine in Zambia taught me how to fry caterpillars. They are like squishy french fries. They are fine. They pair well with chibuku.

Everyone migrates to Ubuntu. One finger of the monkey’s paw curls up.

Now that you mention it, what is that spectre of death against the far wall? Oh, it’s one of those shits. LOL

I am sliding gracefully into dad mode about thermostats because that is ancient technology and you should know better. Lights are all LEDs now and I even got the ones with batteries so they stay on in a blackout, so leaving them on charges them and is good, sort of.

I was sure this was a Suddam Hussein post.

A cat that really was gone.

You aren’t supposed to eat the whole gnome in one sitting. It’s like a salt lamp that you just lick every now and then.

It’s snowing 😭

If add more letters, big brain sound!

Trying to find ideological consistency in this one might be a fool’s errand, I’m sorry to say.

Get off my lawn again… 🎶

Hello greyness, my old friend… 🎶

I googled it so you don’t have to.

How appropriate! You fight like a cow.

I can’t help but feel I would have enjoyed this so much more if he asked to be turned into a queen and then told all the enemies to sashay away.