Yeah I’m totally sure the Brits didn’t break a single thing shipping artifacts to their big fancy museum. Let’s ignore all the mummies Europeans ground up into powder and ingested as “medicine”. Savagely eating dead humans with the same mouths that say brown people are too savage to take care of their own artifacts.

Great this means I have to use Garuda or Endeavor 😮‍💨

Protip: leave some cheese near the crust and eat the crust lengthwise. Tada! You got cheesy bread.

Simple questions with known answers might be a way to weed out malicious/untrustworthy responders.

The Gemini logo next to the word “Experiment” makes me suspicious.

Are they trying to train an AI?

😭

If the ad is short and subsidizes free wifi, I ain’t mad. But if the ad is unreasonably long, or if I have to keep watching ads every x minutes to use WiFi, it becomes a problem. Not sure what the case is here, but it should be spelled out on the screen so we know what we’re getting ourselves into.

Hahhahahjaa that’s hilarious

Fossils: 🗿

Some people say a man is made out of mud 🎶

Fossils: ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Batman-proof car

So you’re saying zombies used to be real? 😱

Sure, there’s a gorilla with a gun, but I’m worried about how homeboy is holding his drink. That’s a spill waiting to happen!

Do you see a young woman or an old lady?

Either way I’d probably say no thanks, I’m good. But if I were to accept it, sealed reduces suspicion by 20% because tampering is still possible. Purchased reduces suspicion by 97.3%, but randos don’t randomly buy things for other randos, so I would be looking for the person filming the tiktok prank or brace myself for the evangelizing that comes with the free drink.

If a rando offered me a drink I’d expect to wake up missing my kidneys.

You can actually see homeboy squatting behind the door through the windowpanes 🤣

Plot twist: these are 6 legged bed bugs. The survivor was right, but now it has to live with the fact that its last words to its buddy were, “You’re stupid.”