Have you ever tried a combination safe? Not quite as stylish, but insanely practical. You get to open it up and look at your dirty work after it’s done.

Always free your spallocs.

ಠ_ಠ

It helps me relax. Usually.

Crispellier. Wish I thought of that 😂

Only if it’s corked (gone bad) or very different from how it was described. Like if the Pringles sommelier tells you it hits the middle of your tongue with the supple taste of sour cream, and the aroma carries notes of onion but you clearly taste cheddar, send it back.

AUDIENCE

BOOO! BOOO!

CATHERINE (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)

I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me! I do as I please!

How do you nominate for comment of the year?

Accidentally at first.

Disqueue, then.

Disque?

I love it-- Maybe it can be memed into existence!

Can we just extend it in the other direction? Like from Oct 31 to Dec 24?

Then you’re on the right track.

I’m tellin’ all y’all…

… We’re in.

The hoops you have to jump through to cancel…

It was, in fact, showtime.

Better the tester than a user.

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1820858412852482203

This should be sufficient. Everything from the ‘?’ on is unnecessary.