I just figured out that’s the reason I was getting migraines lol. Haven’t gotten one since

Blind people can’t feel you idiot

I feel like you’re just jumping to conclusions from a simple statement

Gourmet black mold 🤌

Good to know.

I was the A student then next year I was the F student

A bit late to the party

Me explaining to some random bystanders why I kicked this kid named Hitler in the back of the head

I went to the link and it wasn’t fake! I’ve got a free iPhone coming to my house as we speak.

So pretty

Oh my God those 2 are significantly worse

Yes please!

Hmmm yes. Would that mean you’re attracted to other peoples feet or attracted to your own sexual feet stuff 🤔

I found it on the wiki pages for phantom pain, what’s this about food fetishes though?

/s, right?

Oh yeah lol ew

I was disappointed when I realised there was no genitals 😥

Until the phantom pain comes along (it’s a real thing! Wikipedia)

Used to work at a supermarket. We would hide the poop behind the cheese section so it wouldn’t stink