Well a floating balloon would give you 24hr light too! Did he keep the sun in view the whole time he was flying to Antarctica? Maybe they just took him to where they had the stationary ‘sun’ instead of the moving one? Maybe he didn’t travel far enough to see the edge of the earth! /s for those who need it.

Seriously though, imagine what this guy would think if he got on to one of the space expedition flights, or simply a high altitude one… I hear it’s quite a humbling, eye opening experience to see the curvature of the planet.

Found the short, ugly,.non white, uneducated, LGBTQ, but Gaza kamala supporter still sour about the election guys!

Needs boobs and hotness.

Artist nailed it outlining people’s obsession with personal freedoms versus society’s rights as a whole.

(puts the phone down)

‘Your foster parents are dead.’

Just ask them about something you’ve experienced together, assuming there has been contact.

It’s not what he represents. It’s not the same person. You want what the other guy represents. Unless you’re talking about the hoodie and backpack combo, in which case I have no idea what that represents.

Sending back details of your wash load, e.g. color and materials of your undies to LG headquarters so that their specialized AIs running on 64k core rtz6980s can analyze and optimize the wash cycles and delivery time of the bleach and softener based on training data garnered from millions of similar households for the perfect outcome each time, every time no doubt. These blockchains don’t exactly build themselves, you know.

And use a large cookie cutter on the frozen slabs to make hamburgers. Bonus because they’re pre-smashed.

Toe thumbs are a thing. Why not toe fingers?

Just unisex the thing. They get a lesson in tolerance and everyone gets equal treatment.

Those nudes I don’t want to see

Ar what point does too much of a good thing become bad?

Just go and vote already! Calling it means shit.

Goddamnit! NSFW!

His makeup makes him look like he’s experimenting with blackface. Wtf.

Well I mean, as far as idols go, he’s about as false as they come.

That would qualify as a butt clench moment

Learn? They’re all shit at it.