Don’t know much about history Don’t know much biology Don’t know much about a science book Don’t know much about the French I took

What, are they too good to cater an orgy?

Apple’s maps data frequently is OpenStreetMaps data in quite a few regions.

https://wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/Apple

What a wanker.

Given both are potato based, what’s the difference between lompe and lefse?

So dumb. Everyone knows dead rodents can’t fart. It would obviously have to be a live rodent.

150mL limit is for the producer, right? Or would have Rod Stuart needed to pay a special export tax after getting his stomach pumped*?

*- this is a reference for the olds.

Is this Cum Tax a per instance thing like sales tax or is it an annual assessment like your license plate?

I mean, most microwaves will recognize base 10 seconds. I can put 0:90 on mine and it will go for 1:30.

I can always easily spot him in photos even if he’s partially obscured as long as he’s smiling by his gums to teeth ratio. Sooo weird.

I’ve heard it said that Captain Lezbian definitely knows how to take care of the little man in the boat.

Halt! Mr Penis, sir.

That’s the best I’ve got.

I guess Mr Lit Penis Rash works too but it’s a bit more nonsensical.

Wait, is sword a euphemism for penis in this book?

That’s easy, I just type “??!!”… then it changes it to “‽”.

I like them so much I made a keyboard shortcut to replace them if I type “??!!”.

Ugh. I didn’t catch that autocorrect changed it and made the joke worse.

I hereby further submit to you that “Dr” Pepper is in fact not a real doctor.

Sure, Right… what’s your next claim, that Captain Crunch isn’t really a senior commissioned officer in the navy‽‽

Artax didn’t give his life for that sort of disrespect.

That would have been better in hindsight.

Nah, one of my kids are vegetarian and I cook to support them. I have no issues with vegans. I see how it came across that way though.

I suspect you must have missed the .ml vegan community drama a couple months ago. Take every bad stereotype about vegans and ramp it to 11. Everything was in bad faith. It bled into a couple different communities.