Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

Russia went from being the second best military in the world, to being the second best militarily in Ukraine, to being the second best military in Russia.

Tim Walz is the dad and grandpa that Rush and Rupert stole from us. He’s the family we lost when their personalities changed seemingly overnight.

If the right wing funded rage machine never existed, we would have had millions like him. They’ve broken so many families.

Trump voters see the handwriting on the wall and wish they could read.

Yes, he’s a homosectional.

My grandma was recently diagnosed with Alzheimer’s, and she keeps calling me by the wrong name.

Other than that, the sex is great.

He’s a homosectional.

Yea, that’s pretty much LinkedIn too

I’m team whale.

We are all gods children, and he left us in a hot car with the windows rolled up.

When the “baby on board” sticker is a little faded and beat up you know the kid is at least two years old now and the car is safe to ram ‘em.

Exactly.

The best kind of correct!

Isn’t bologna just hot dog pancakes?

“leans”

I have been suffering with heartburn for decades. I heard probiotics can help, so I picked up a bottle from Trader Joe’s. Next day I took one, and no heartburn. I take one every day now for about 2 months and I haven’t had heartburn at all.

There’s something to this gut bacteria stuff.

Peanut butter. According to many scientist lava has the consistency of peanut butter.

It’s the first thing that a buddy of mine said to me.