I fully agree. Remote work has greatly improved my quality of life and my ability to manage things in my house. I can do things at home when there’s a lull at work or when I just can’t even, gives me more time overall for my brain to do it’s weird things. You can start a stew in the morning and hopefully remember to watch it the whole day until it’s done

I finally ended up making a meal. Made congee, with corn, peas, Parmesan and cheddar, and bacon. Easy, just takes a lot of time to simmer the rice. Usually make a huge batch too so I can have plenty of leftovers

When moving into our house years ago I got our couch stuck in the stairs. I had to sawzall it into 3 pieces to get it out and take it to the dump

Tell that to the rat king

Haha ok fair, I just meant I hope the stress gets to him and puts him down. Though he’s a narcissist so that how is unlikely

Man, I hope when he does an inevitably shit job and the economy tanks, that even his allies turn on him and he is hounded into an early grave

It’s all ogre now!

The trial run of the New York solution is going well so far

I’ve seen this movie, don’t shoot the Norwegians!

But like everyone has their life, their death, their shadow; does not everyone have their own snail and decoy snail?

How do you know that’s not the decoy snail?

And they’re not even done! Useless as nipples on a breastplate, nuncle

Maybe not far, but they can. I’ve seen a pack? Gaggle? Fly over a fence. I’ve seen one fly up into a tree as well

Source: there’s turkeys all over my city

You listen to Shania Twain’s hit Man! I Feel Like A Woman backwards

God must be a Kochsucker

Edit: though I guess one did die… but not both my point still stands

I mean if she wants us to break her legs, who are we really to deny her?

Oh man, not sure I’ve ever done that much, but at least 3 or 4. Then again… I do have memory issues…

This could be the next raygun shirt, if it isn’t already

I can’t get the ur-eye-nal pronunciation from disco elysium out of my head

LVPD wants to know her location