Better check the archive yourself then and maybe grab a bag just in case you wanna go shopping.

A slight variation on your second scenario is parallel construction.
I don’t know if Luigi’s the shooter or not, but if he did it, there’s a decent chance whatever is presented as evidence has absolutely nothing to do with how they actually caught the guy.

!aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

Buying food with tank shells as currency.

Post-apoc wasteland? Kinda has Fallout vibes.

If you’re like me, you’ll eventually find it in a place that makes no sense whatsoever.
Like with a travel toothbrush, or in a utensil drawer, or with your last phone’s USB cable, idk.
Bonus point if you buy a replacement and find the old one’s hiding place when putting the new one in that “place you’ll never forget for sure, but totally just did”.

“eh, that’s a problem for future me”, sais previous me, the asshole.

Best old school perk is doing all your stupid kid shit at a time where cameras weren’t ubiquitous.

This, but bottom right also includes past me.

Still better than photobucket’s broken link placeholder.

I do prefer my air to be homogeneous.

s/protection/projection/ ?

IMHO it’s not just about the messages but whatever else the app might have access to just by being installed on your phone.

I don’t think reading was involved here.

Bird flu would be the next panel

This, but current situation has no wax and the wick is actually detcord.

The gospel of supply side Jesus.

That communitylink is just exclamation mark, community name, @ instance.

I’m not the one posting these, but your initial link somehow morphed into a mention of my username.
Anyway, credit to MrSebSin for posting these.

Sunflower best flower