Finally a candidate that shares my beliefs

Really puts me in the Christmas spirit

Maybe my wife will buy it for her boyfriend

Needs a “come and take it” flag

I agree. Smoked a turkey breast today. 155f, pulled and wrapped in foil and placed in the microwave (as a sealed metal box, not actually used the microwave) for 30 minutes while the sides cooked. You can warm a cup of water before if you really want to keep the heat

The 2 guys that you immediately see when you say “why do all men suck?”

You should cook it to an internal temperature of 165f or 74c instead of a set time…sorry, the Internet has ruined me. I’m so alone.

My uncle was a professor at MIT

Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.

For science…

I’m starting to think this turd isn’t going to flush. I went from “my kids have only known a black president”, to Trump vs whatever this time line is.

Oh I see it! It’s supposed to be “Prey on America”, not “Pray for America”

Looks like the future I want is in the past

I love that his belt buckle blends in to his fat and he looks like he’s wearing some kind of slimming garment.

It really captures the moment

I better use my strong hand

Yes, let the hate flow through you!

Enhance!

What’s your favorite planet? Mines the sun.