I don’t think they were implying that OP can’t find someone to love, but rather that they want to be with OP if op isn’t already with someone

RFK Jr wants to stop vaccinating for polio

I’m a chemical engineer, you didn’t piss me off

That can also work with stocks, every employee gets a share. Much easier to set up and manage, compared to making every employee a member of the LLC or a partner.

When you’ve been smoking for a few years, you lose a lot of your taste.

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5329949/

We’re not childless, we’re child-free. We made the decision early in our relationship to not have any children.

Sometimes you need a focal point for meditation. https://blog.calm.com/blog/focused-meditation the juxtaposition of a silent meditation method with a programming method where you explain the problem to an inanimate object tickles my brain.

Rubber duck method

Red and white comes standard, you just decide if you want blue sauce or green sauce.

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When the adrenaline doesn’t work anymore, it’s time to try meth.

His pants fit like a glove

Populations tend to follow normal distributions. This was first studied by a scientist working for Guinness brewery. He wanted to share his work without revealing his employer, so he published under the pseudonym Student. This is where we get the student’s t test.

Anyways, statistics math is complicated but you can make some inferences about prevalence based on a small sample by assuming normal distribution.

That’s the idea behind the AdNauseum browser extension. “Click” on every single ad so that the data becomes worthless and the companies that are advertising have a negative return on investment. But it does mean that the ad server company gets more money.

So if you refuse to be searched, they just say “welp, you had your chance. Now bend over while big Al gets the gloves. Sorry, we’re out of lube.”

Mine used the koosh ball slingshot

But I shouldn’t have to do that. I should just be able to say no.

It feels a bit like reading late middle English, everything is a little off but I can still mostly make sense of it.

If I punch the fish, I can form a pack to do my bidding…

I learned from experience that there is something wrong with fish fingers and custard

What the hell is reduced sodium sea salt?

We have something in the US called light salt, it’s a blend of sodium chloride and potassium chloride, maybe it’s similar?