The MAGAesque hat and undercover agent mustache makes this slightly more believable to me.

As long as you keep the cheese scarf in check, HR is typically ok with it.

Clearly Santa knows science to be able to visit all of those houses, hauling that massive load, all in one night.

What side is the fan on? Is he getting lint all up in that mamabored?

It’s obvious she’s not an atheist because they never cry. Ever.

I can smell this garden and it’s glorious. Ohmmm

But she’s studying medicine, so yeah, medicinal.

Not gonna lie, sweet kicks and shades after graduation.

Love it. Hmmm guaaah-nooo

You’re correct. And also, Batman smells AMAZING.

They do, actually. The water variety. Don’t get any of it in your mouth, though. How may get the runs.

TL’DR: dem titties tho. Ozempic for my man’s STAT.