YOU BETTER WATCH OUT BECAUSE IM A REAL KILLER NEVER FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT MY FINGER ON THE TRIGGER

For some reason I am most inclined to comment on lemmy in the morning while my coffee is brewing. The absolute worst time for brain activity.

I meant to say 36 but it was before I had my coffee.

Dead Friday night and alive by sunrise Sunday morning. 18 hours dead at most.

I have a bet with my dad that’ll he’ll put Vince in his cabinet instead of Linda this go around

Used to play in bands. Still do but I used to too.

In the one I was in in high school, some drunk ass old man ran on stage, unplugged our guitarists guitar, got behind him and started pretending he was playing it and humping him. Supported us real good

The only thing that would work

I don’t disagree with you but I’ve barked up this tree a bunch of times

This wouldn’t work my partner hates country music

My go to is “damn that pussy fire”

The Previa

How much could a banana cost? Ten dollars???!!!

Would that couple want to sit next to an unattended child bc the airline refused to keep the family together?

I would vote for the wrinkles on Biden’s nutsack before voting for Trump.