Grass Cat

Isaac Newton lived with his mom his entire life and never had a girlfriend.

tucker employs the same delivery and intonation as Elmo the red muppet

Fiction would count as literature. I’d say it goes in the self-help section next to the Tony Robbins cassette tape series.

That’s informational text, not literature.

My severely undereducated state rep trumpee Angela Rigas replied to me that her top three works of literature are the bible, constitution, and declaration of independence. She had no response when I told her those aren’t literature.

Literally no trumpees anywhere can tell you their top three works of literature.

This is fact.

They do this with teachers too, selecting only the subservient and weeding out the critical thinkers.

Well you don’t end up in a clowncult without some sort of severe media illiteracy. It’s essential.

“Right-wing Star Wars fans” in for a rude awakening when they figure out who the Empire represents.

jfc

Wtf is your problem? I thought maybe the meme had some clever inside joke meaning, didn’t realize it was straightforward literal. My bad. So sorry to offend you.

I don’t get it

JFC do you need me to pick you up and take you out to meet people myself?

Oh but I do! My wife is also from the same small town where we now live. Ran into her 16.5 years ago on my golden 27th birthday at a shitty dive bar in the bigger metro area late on a weeknight. Stop making excuses and get out from behind your screens and go live your intended life.

JFC kids, get out there from behind your screens into the real world. Go do the activities you like to do, as much as possible. You will very likely encounter the people who like the same things as you. Maybe even one of them might be kinda cute. Get tf out from behind your screen and go discover your real life out in the real world.

Salvador Dali was not only a flaming egoist/egotist, he was also a flaming FASCIST and gigantic Mussolini fluffer. Fuck Dali.

now they’re just swastikar owners