When you bake something, like a loaf of banana bread, you have to heat up the oven to the target temperature before you put the loaf in the oven. This ensures proper cooking.
Humans generally do not need this. If the house is chilly, one can turn up the heat and put on a sweater or something while waiting for the house to warm up.
OP’s screenshot points out that his girlfriend is expressing the needs of bread. How silly!
Yes, it’s U.S. centric. The CEO of a huge medical insurance company was shot dead in the streets recently.
The other companies listed are also medical insurance companies. So this looks like either a dark joke or a call for violence, depending how you squint at it.
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Churchill, so the story goes. But probably not: https://winstonchurchill.org/publications/finest-hour/finest-hour-141/red-herrings-famous-quotes-churchill-never-said/
It’s a spiritual maze, Brain. Are you done looking at the curtain rings yet?
Sure those are both bad. But now we get to take bets on which country sees the first mass casualty event due to unsurvivable wet bulb temps, and we can over-under the year the first US state gets a taste of boiling alive in their own juices.
It’s always that people don’t vote. Support without votes is empty wind.
Not hanging as low as Arnold’s plums, though, amirite?
If you give yourself a hemorrhoid you’ve got a new friend for life.
Rule number one: the kids are alright.
Is this a right wing pigeon from outer space?
Well, there is a market in people who think their city has gone to hell all because of… those people. They’ll eat this shit up.
That’s not a bad faith joke. That is an educated person encouraging their partner to do better, gently, with humor.
Hell yeah baby. Wanna meet Papa November?
Why makeup? The Nixon-Kennedy debates in 1960. Why is it so bad? Because anyone who professionally applies makeup knows this dude isn’t on their side.
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Looks like “The Complete Book of Magic and Witchcraft” by Kathryn Paulsen.
You can get a similar vibe out of golden curry by peeling and pureeing a couple apples. I add them after the onions get soft and fry some moisture out of them before the water and tubers go in.
I’m a huge fan of this style of curry, and went down a rabbit hole a few years ago learning lots of stuff about Japanese style curry.
Some dudes live their whole lives afraid their balls will fall off and roll away if they eat anything but brown meat.