We all think we’re living like we’re 18, until you actually come across an 18 year old and remember how awkward and awful it actually was.
But, I digress, 28 going on 29 feels an awful lot like any other age did, but with more frequent back pain. My birthday is coming up and I legitimately have pokemon cards and a Gameboy on my wishlist lol.
Yeah, those are the actual lyrics. It’s “all the thoughts in my head” that’s misheard.
You don’t have to put a label on yourself. Like what you like. Everything is a spectrum, anyway. It is totally fair to enjoy looking at a woman in a way that feels a little more than heterosexual, and it doesn’t have to mean you have to label those feelings as neither romantic or sexual attraction. I am just saying this to advocate for loving yourself the way you are, I’m not sure if you need to hear it specifically :D
I think they’re saying they don’t have the money right now, but they have a means to get it. Not that they’re waiting for a deposit from the other person, lol
I think the “I’m baby” is the result of using voice to text while she’s in the car on the way home. I don’t think she’s crafting messages in a way usual of anyone. She is spending the minimum amount of time on the phone to let her daughter know she has been heard, then focusing the rest of her energy on getting back there asap.
Fold your phone in to a paper plane to enter airplane mode. It won’t stop you from receiving calls, but it will look badass when your $2000 Samsung phone makes it several feet down the cul-de-sac
In order to call your mom, you have to:
Pick a color
Pick a number
Pick a number
Pick a number
No, not that number, Nora just did that and it’s not funny to get the same one twice
Okay, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5… Flips open page
You’re a turd
Wanna try again?
The joke I am looking for won’t need to be
Maybe in Soviet era Russia, it is implied that you must purchase the newspaper before you unfold it?
Live at the legendary venue, LTS. Pretty sure that’s the backstage where Axl Rose came up with Sweet Child O Mine or something.
In fairness, I can see why he might think this was a music CD
I think I spilled a little bit in my underpants
You know that bastard is already corrupted. When the connection is cut off dirty like that, there is no salvaging it.
I was born in 96. My first console generation was PSX and GBC, followed by GBA and PS2. I think your gf just wasn’t in to gaming when she was little.
Also, you generally don’t need to get approval of re-use at the time of writing. Generally, it’s enough to get approval in the present day when you are asking to use other people’s works, no time travelling required. So I would argue current you’s approval would be plenty.
Did you mean mercury? Mars is like -60°c
Why did i read that whole card in Elvis’ voice
If he had a nickel for every time he’s seen that reaction, he would be hospitalized
That’s her? Lmao I had no idea
“My daughter, I am from a distant planet. The vague differences in hue in the superficial layer of the native species is of no interest to me. Quit pestering me.”