Haven’t you heard? The DOE is dead. No more pesky school to get in the way of these children’s productive hours! Ah, utopia at last.

You poor thing

We obviously didn’t deserve the good one.

Our mistake was letting Russia and internet trolls convince us she was bad.

I’m way past the point of ever taking any republican voter or politician seriously again. They literally believe in nothing. They just parrot whatever they told to and say whatever they need to. Barely human shit.

Thank you!

Can you share your pet door link?

If young people are “losing hope in the state” but happy with Trump, COVID fucked up their brains and development fucking completely

Lol shouldn’t have voted for trump I guess

I’m sure you own plenty!

Get this man a gun

I dunno, do they get to just not talk about it anymore? I feel like any one of them with a modicum of shame left would be so happy for it to go away and then never have to talk about it again.

It may not be healthy for “healing” or whatever, but I think round 2 Trump supporters should have their foreheads branded so everyone knows for the rest of their lives what kind of people they are and what kinds of brains they have.

I figure The Onion just has to full on go the opposite direction.

-Trump Returns Funds to Ukraine: Turns Back on Russia.

-Functioning Government Returns to the United States

-Democrats Embrace The Left

Headlines no one could believe and stories about things basically working like they should.

God I love this image even if that smug little smirk blur makes my blood boil

And what exactly was your basement dweller best option? Because I sure did vote Harris. She was the best option. I wasn’t going to not vote, I wasn’t going to vote Russia which precluded Stein and Trump, and I certainly wasn’t going to doom three countries with a Trump vote. There were no good or perfect options. I went with the best of them.

… Huh? I think I’ve just met the most insane person on this site. How ya doing?

I mean, good attempt, but failed. I don’t support fascism which is why I didn’t vote for a fascist. I don’t support genocide which is why I didn’t vote for the person that would fully embrace it in two countries. You can get off my junk now, thanks.

Just keep going. You’re really evidencing true idiocy.

Lol goodbye Palestine any fucking way, friend. Those of us with a functioning brain knew that was obvious with Trump. Oh, but now they’ll get ethnically cleansed for a golf course co-owned by Trump and Israel! Hope your sanctimony warms the empty space in your head.

Non-voters and Trump voters chose to end America, end Palestine, and end Ukraine. You chose it. You can namby pamby about “the system” whatever, but take ownership of the fact that the system did you so wrong, you ended it and obliterated two others I’ll bet dollars to donuts you claimed to support in voting (or not) as you did. Take responsibility. The Democrats didn’t make you do it; you did it.

Honestly for me, I would’ve and did pick America lasting, flawed as it was, and Ukraine and Palestine having a chance. Turns out a country that’s run like a company isn’t the worst thing in the world if it isn’t run purposefully into the ground. Just own your choices and be whatever form of happy the consequences make you.