Oh that’s a great one! I wished I had of thought of that.

I did this with my son, let him kick my ass in an arm wrestle then I gave him the glory, little fella was so chuffed it was awesome.

I gave him a ‘real’ arm wrestle a year something later and he said “you let me win before didn’t you?” 😂

I’ve never been to the US.

Riding a fast train in China was one of my worst Chinese experiences.

I can’t claim to have ridden anything in the US though…

I’ll eat my hat if this clown ever sees the inside of a cell…

Yes, from experience, yes. But I used a pair of tin snips.

Look up “ABC rage”

Ow!

This timeline is so broken. I can’t believe that the USA may well vote this idocracy into power.

Right, morphine is for n00bs

In Australia I was picked up for going around four times. They were watching from the start and threatened me with a reckless driving charge.

Is this humour or stark reality?

Wait, you do realise this is Linuxmemes right?