I laid down a carpet-bombing that lasted a full two weeks onto Facebook, every horrible, terrible thing I could source, meme I could grab, and fact I could post, in a strategic, all out assault of leftist ideology.

The family got shook, I got sent a ton of messages, had a shit ton of fights, saw every one to the end and got to a point where every combatant got to the well, we can’t talk about politics with you phase.

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Thanksgiving? Nothing. Zero. Nada. No one said the word Trump once.

Christmas? Exactly the same. It’s as if it happened in 2014. Not a single word of politics anywhere.

They knew I’d go off like a Roman fucking candle, no mercy, zero prisoners if so much as the word truffle was misspoken and I only heard the tru-.

You’re their family member too, you know. They have every right to dread your mouth as yours does theirs. I say give them damn good reason.

Well, he didn’t say persuasion, at least…

…I don’t want any of this

I would’ve taken any comic. I’m easy.

Apologize?

Did they sell out too quickly? That’s sick. I want one.

My dumbass is always over here going

…but if their phone is on the table, what took the photo?

EDC THREAD, SQUARE UP!

sound of 20 Glocks hitting a table

The heat death of traditional marketing teams using discussion rather than algorithms to prescribe entertainment to the masses.

JAPANEEEEEEEEESU

BUSINESSMAAAAAN

Hatemonger being the asshole and always getting the short end of the stick by the end of every episode is a good call.

you’re a bully!

“yes”

10 minutes later

cue hatemonger in the body of a child with no eyes, mouth, arms or legs, screaming

Everything just kinda… hit a wall in 2016.

Films, TV, general media kinda stagnated, and it hasn’t really gotten over the slump. I run a Jellyfin server full of content, and the entire family has free access to it. Nobody uses it these days, nobody even bothers paying for streaming. Most of their entertainment is just Facebook, podcasts and YouTube.

Unless your show is more entertaining than doom scrolling a content stream that constantly agrees and praises you, then I dunno, man.

If China is socialist then Lipton is tea.

Look into the country on the shallowest level. They have socialist programs but, honestly…

I didn’t see what store it was but maybe he was trying to kill all of the flies in his local Whole Foods.

You still think you’re fighting for the good guys.

you’re not of sound mind

I’m not the one who’s brainwashed. Democrats and Republicans are both established corporations that protect their own interests.

We are not part of those interests.

Well, down the list we go…

I voted Democrat, illiteracy-boy. I knew the consequences plain as day.

Go read the OP again, I’m just not apologizing for their fucking failures. Maybe if you weren’t so brainwashed by their virtue signalling, you could second guess them as well as you do the Republicans.

They’re both our enemy. Remember Biden denouncing Israeli genocide?

Me neither.

Remember Biden doing literally anything to curb wealth inequality or pull power from corporations?

Funny. Me neither.

Democrats treat symptoms with band-aids to keep you strung along, and apparently, it’s working.

Friendly rminder that FEMA already ditched NC. $750 a person?

What did Biden do with that executive Immunity?

N o t h i n g.

Fuck off with your lemming shit and go drink more blue Kool aid.

The Near Side

Trump is the world’s richest wage-slave.

What is this art style and why does it only exist in political cartoons?

Are you coming back with an argument or…?

I’ll let you prepare. Come back whenever.

Both sides are fucking trash. I’m not defending the cowards in blue ties that call themselves my constituents, but don’t have the gall to actually propel their own members up the ranks if they aren’t corporate Democrat lemmings that ignore genocide when it’s profitable.

Yeah, Republicans suck, but no sir am I calling those cowards my representatives. If Trump can walk through the Republican party and rebrand it as a fascist hellscape, then a firebrand from the Democratic party needs to sweep through ours and turn us back into a unionist, worker-powered party of the people.

Until then, they’re just broken, flaccid, garbage parading around as the left and giving billionaires handshakes and passes in the background, where climate change is convenient and human decency is only on the menu if the budget allows.

Voted Dem btw, don’t even. I know the value of evil and more evil. It doesn’t make the former preferable. Fuck Pelosi and Trump. Raise up Bernie and AOC.