Which smoking animal do you feel like today?

How’d you get this picture of me??

The goatse OS, if you will

The wearer will die in seven days, he’s trying to get more time with her

How about we verify?

AAHHHH

Coward

I believe this belongs under shitpost rather than memes but still funny as hell either way

But left isn’t a car, that’s a snail. But he’s got nerves of steel

What’s that will Smith song with the a propos music video?

Don’t know, don’t care. I’m all for it

Try not to run your face through any filters in the parking lot!

One of the worst I’ve seen was “blow load, piss, shit. Pipes are clean.” I saw that in 2011

grabs you by the throat BACK THE FUCK OFF???

ASS2GRASS BBY

Thanks, c’est la vie. But I am now getting the treatment I needed probably 15 years ago

I’ve missed out on so many relationships (platonic and romantic) because I met someone in a manic episode and we hit it off super well and then the depression hits and I isolated myself. Yucky

“have you ever done any drugs?” “oh yes, tons. Everything under the sun” “nothing? Not even Marijuana? Sober as a judge you are!”

Isn’t this the second Harry potter book?

I’m kind of like a bee. People aren’t sure if I’m the mean kind or the nice, fuzzy pollinator but if you just wait it out, I’ll go