That’s the best first I’ve ever heard. My first tape was Cruisin’ Classics, which was free with a tank of gas from Shell. Thanks mom!

I 100% believe this is correct. Parents never seem ready, but damn those grandparents are!

This cat’s name is Kevin.

Thank you for this comment. I no longer feel quite as hopeless as I did before. I need to focus on doing something to improve something.

Lake titicaca!

Ugh. And my upvote took it to 69… Not nice.

Me too! Divorcing my abusive husband. So happy to never hear his voice!

“Little old lady got mutilated late last night”

Some of the best lyrics ever.

That was amazing!! I would not have bothered without your comment.

Please tell me this is real.

Dear God, I hate this so much. Please give me a way to make these motherfuckers feel just a percentage of the kniving pain they unknowingly stab me with… May they understand why they must change their ways.

Damn! Love this!

For our shitlib friend.

Thanks for the tag!

Wow, thank you! I knew it looked menacing as soon as I saw it, but I didn’t make this connection. You are spot on. Why couldn’t they have made them look like anything other than a gun barrel??

George rarely smiled because he had terrible teeth and wore false teeth.

Good. Thanks for letting me know!

How is this not the top fucking comment??

So true.

Such a great show!