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I’m popular?

I’m drunk, I don’t care enough.

I’m practising what I preach at least!

I like mine better

On a horribly hot summer day in Australia, I’ve been known to hang out in the vege section of the supermarket for the misters before heading off to buy deeply unhealthy things that taste better

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

OK, tough guy

If you’re hungry, I have a dick you can eat

I doubt he has the grip strength

Record it?

The first thing to establish is that nobody is filming, and that anyone around agrees that whatever they see, they didn’t see it

Oh yeah

FUCK future me

That guy’s probably a cunt anyway…

So much of the bullshit society faces now is because people are afraid to step up and punch someone deserving in the mouth

This is too cute,

The reality is that it’s Putin squatting over Trump’s face, being rimmed while Trump yanks his own tiny, mushroomy dick while Putin laughs

I hate myself for creating this image, and I’m truly sorry to everyone who reads this

It’s in his nature

I don’t think you understand what the word word “discriminatory” means

It had its day

Nobody said it didn’t once do some good

That time is long gone.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Religion is poison.

I’m nailing #2!

Removed by mod

What a magical coincidence!

Probably shuffled off somewhere safe before the PR nightmare begins

I’ve had good results upsetting the religious with anything vaguely scientific or mathematical