But good tiddies tho

That man looks like he’s suffering from AA- uh, alchoholism

As someone who’s been on one, lemme tell ya,

The blades of the shithook are so perfectly sharp they sliced right through the sails of that boat and you can’t even see them move before the camera’s already moved on

Traditionally, thrust. Thrust hard, aim for the belly.

Very, very few. Far fewer than the 40% of Americans that’re obese.

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

Circumcise MF

Goodbye.

E

Jokes about loss of life are never funny

Aaaand saved, what a copypasta

The other thing ➡️

No, but I definitely had the thought that, “Wow, it’d be really cool if I could imagine something that strongly like everybody else. I want a pet blue eyes ultimate dragon”

Gander her bandersnatch

Hmm