Sounds like an episode of NCIS

He looks like if John Cena didn’t go to the gym

Who is Jeeves and why would I ask him instead of my parents?

This same advice is true for the JavaScript situation as well sometimes

I agree, but to be fair to OP, 5 and 9 are also single digit numbers.

Spigot on your screen

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I feel like I only ever won this like 2 or 3 times total

Did you know Godzilla is listed as an actor on IMDb and has his own page? https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0324270/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

This exact reason is why they normally go by the USSS

Get me some space ketchup!

This has happened a few times were I find a solution on stack overflow, I go to upvote the answer and I get the error message “you can’t upvote your own post”

Yep, that was my answer to my own question from 5 years ago

Oh, no thank you. You can keep it.

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It’s like when I want to see what time it is so I pull out my phone, look at the screen, and put it back. Then I realize I didn’t actually look at the time so I have to do it again.