Not with that attitude

Depends if it’s winter and/or I plan on sucking dick while hacking

Does your work have baseboard heaters or radiators? Maybe it’s time to start putting those little stickers on everything that radiates energy

Except the British museum where you do have to go there to experience their culture of theivery

How come neither of these “geniuses” know how to tie a tie properly?

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Omg this was me when my dad and brother told me they’d strapped down studs in the back of my dad’s escort wagon. After taking the first turn I discovered that was a lie

What’s that? A website is asking for public randos to upload meatspin and any other videos found from the internet to their servers for review where HR will need to watch them. I give this form 3 months to live if you share the url

Is bill burr on lemmy?

How can there be differing numbers of medals?

Were the sides of the toaster made of metal or plastic?

This is 100% bullshit. My mom lit the toaster on fire doing this with pizza

Isn’t the latency lower on ps/2 than usb?

That’s what I thought this was literally about. Don’t wait to vacation because you might die. The chauffeur smiling, threw me though.

Don’t forget music and the entire fantasy genre

You’ll have to shut it down and bump start it to boot from the UEFI

Left or right, everyone in those files need to be on the wall

Is the logo on that barn an IUD?

I’m sorry but do you have a Canadian goose listed as the silly one and a regular goose listed as the chaos one? You need to do more research before making geese memes

Send me on a permanent vacation travelling the world and I’ll burn my phone and go no contact with anyone I know ever again