Exatron

Well, it’s Trumphog Day… again.

The part where it gives random results of varying quality, sparky.

Your performative concern for animals is noted.

Cats are obligate carnivores, sparky. That means they can’t be vegan.

Because it makes bigots like you mad.

Yeah, it’s clear that you’re more interested in finding something to mad about than you are in the truth.

Craftsman was the first brand that came to mind.