Rotation of Earth blasts China with antidark rays!

People living from paycheck to paycheck are gonna get the most fucked in event of a market crash tho. Just not immediately directly that day.

The militarily would send asks nicely Superman to deal with the “domestic terrorism” that is threatening the 'murikan way of life & save the innocent glorious cars.

Also Sexxy Lexxy would have produced way better cars.

Good, shield your kids from the horrors of the real world as long as you can (if that even is ok to do, depends on times … def teach him the value of a bottle cap).

And so Batman temporarily adjusted his morals to Bruces morals and suddenly a little murder (as a treat) was ok.

Yes, but you have to pay them 13€.

Lmao, my what??

And yet none of this fuckers will pull the trigger?!??
Why am I even paying you all this energy for?

Do it, Smoothly, that’s the whole point!
(Smoothly is the pet name of my brainhole inhabitant/prisoner - it has no wrinkles, is mostly blended, and is into all kinds of smut)

Get the horga’hn!

… as Shelobs sex-slave hopefully …

I would totally retire to Majula, pet the kitty, befriend the blacksmiths daughter.

I would just sit by the lake, enjoying the rain ripples on the water, and listen to the soundtrack.

Cum, let’s do some friendship!

Shrek fans transforming into (fireproof?) asses …

This is Lemmy, we believe only in the existence of the ‘forget it bean’!

Yes, you are very right.

If this meme persists we can just substitute the vocabulary word ‘girlfriend’ for ‘Nicole’ & use it irl.

So on one side we have mega(mata)corps, on the other side of the war we have the federation of Nikoles.

The hellscape aftermath is where we pretend-play Fallout.

… tl;dr: we shouldn’t call them federated services, they are “swinger services” (not to be mistaken with dogging apps).

Please make a post with this!
Irl pic is ofc expected.

True love stories are so inspirational!