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The god of war responds accordingly

The 4 penis egg is a result of selective breeding, they originally had only one penis & produced less nog.

But those absolutely massively ginormous tits are ok?
(I personally think so)

Even the slogan (“le tits now”) is sus.

*our upvotes

Needs more mp4 (but I’m to lazy to do it)

… in this case, it’s sparkling (for 5 minutes) consumerism enforced by capitalism 90+% of the time.

Idk, but I can’t believe plastic reindeer & plastic cocacolaman (Santa) everywhere really bring any joy to most people.

Country girls have to ponder the corb

One one way violence will be tolerated in the workplace, and it’s not from the lower class!!

/s

I think they have collection centres (within the building), chutes were more of an American thing (“don’t think about the trash” mentality).

Nice meme, unfortunate image choice (isn’t that the wrestling billionaire CEO?).

While I was shaking it.

Aww, they dating!

Canon.

Hell yeah!

\m/

Yes, exactly.

Google is a snitch, it just doesn’t do it for free.

Head, tit, & balls.

(With 1:1:20 ratio)

It’s messed up, it’s just not a schedule when you can’t form habits.

Haha, the crossing is funny.

I’ve seen the other two & I just wish some laws would be passed making it legal to damage cars in a bike lane.

To circle back to the main topic - Americans should be required by law to disclose how likely they are to murder anyone involved when writing a claim to their insurer. Same thought process as the crossing with a brick.

I was more excited about life at 8 than at after 20, so for me it’s def reversed.

Tho I do need to know if an elixir causes immortality, I do not want to drink it by accident.