FELLAS

More butter

New version? I’m pretty I’ve heard that statement before…

F14?

Get out of my head!

Just give him another forty acres

What happens if you need to place an order using your Target account. Wouldn’t your receipt and shipping confirmation also go to that spam folder?

This is the machine he’s supposed to be looking at. There’s some sort of attachment for performing laryngoscopy. It’s also possible that they just photoshopped something on the display. https://www.usa.philips.com/healthcare/product/HC989706001651/tempus-als-monitor-defibrillator

Edit: after looking at pictures of laryngoscopy, I’m going to go with a larynx

kitchen chair, not chain

I’ve had a couple like that. My wife went and got some salt and told and told me to eat it. Like maybe a 1/4 teaspoon. It was a lot, but it works I swear I could feel it start to relax in less than minute.

Eggman for president

Me looking for a widget in random place in my house: “Oh hey there’s one of my screwdrivers that I’ve looking for, for months.” Immediately sets it aside in random place and continues searching for widget. “Don’t worry. I’ll remember to put that screwdriver up later.” I tell myself…

Just bend the leads over and jam it into a PLCC socket. Problem solved.

/s just in case

Ghost desk lamp with UV lights inside

Sounds like some good book recommendations. I like black comedy and scifi. John Dies at the End is one that I’ve heard of before. Thanks!

Interesting idea. Which games did you like?

There used to be an entire subreddit that basically did this. There were hundreds of fake users each posting and commenting. No real users were allowed to post or comment. I loved it because they would sort of mirror what was currently on the front page but in much more ridiculous way.

Edit: It was called subreddit simulator. And the creator said it used Markov chains. So no need to use bad prompted LLMs. Just do it the “old fashioned” chatbot way.

I put off a boring task at work for weeks in favor of a more interesting work project. I kept telling myself over and over that I should switch over and start the other project before it gets late. But every time I tried, I just couldn’t work on it. I literally couldn’t. It was so difficult I was almost falling asleep just staring at the code. I’d switch back.

I finally finished it today. The day before it was due. Came in this morning, brain kicked into overdrive and I just finished it all. I don’t remember eating lunch. What should have been done in two weeks, was done in a little over two days. Why do I do this myself. I can’t help it.

(The code looked really good though.)