People are so despicable! I live out in the country and I can’t tell you how many lungfishes jerks have let run wild around here! The boonies ain’t your dumping ground, you slimeballs!

That’s just what I’d expect an evil chicken to say.

The one on the left gives me a clearer view of the depth of my cleaver…

This better not awaken anything in me…

Code???

Wrong amulet. Sucks to be you.

I mean, she’s gotta be board all day!

College?? The babies yearn for the mines!!

Or maybe Gargamel is God and the Smurfs are “fallen angels”. Papa Smurf is the Devil! Gargamel is trying to round up demons

I see you volunteered everyone else

Don’t you tell me how to virtue signal

I mean, what are the SCP recommendations??

My God! It’s full of heisenbugs!

With the right plastic surgeon you could have more fingers…

This is the Large Halibut Collider

I’m rather late to the party, but a lot of posters seem to think Salt Life is geographical. It’s a brand name of clothing by Delta Apparel. They make a lot of other brands like MJ Soffe. That doesn’t mean that the decals aren’t put on cars driven by posers, though.

And the buns still don’t match in number!

TIL the Satellite of Love is Heaven

They still aren’t reliable enough

Can you cite even one instance with a link to proof? Goes a long way to counter the post you are commenting about.