“I’m sure they’ll be fine for a bit without me, this trip only took me about 2000-ish years.”

I was 28 before my mom told me I’ve had a lazy eye since I was a teen.

Now I have Trivium stuck in my head

There’s a restaurant in my town that everyone knows is just a money laundering scheme, but it’s been there for like 10 years now so I guess no one can prove it.

What did Emma do?

But I don’t want cookies. I actively avoid them! (but I did move over to Pop!_OS)

Look at OP showing off with his 8 braincells

I don’t know why but I’m imagining a book at a bar and the bartender handing it a shot glass saying “This’ll put some hair on your cover”

I read this all in Kwite’s voice