From the makers of buttsharpies comes buttwursts!

Homo neanderthalensis probably had a slightly larger brain too.

Isn’t everywhere kinda the center?

Why don’t we just weigh them?

Sounds like someone has wasted their generational wealth and is getting desperate.

You’re right. I had been mistaken for decades.

Back in my day we called it RU-486. Always reminded me of a Russian computerized submarine.