Leon

I think it means masturbating and increasing the revolutions of a motorcycle.

Ooh, pretty! You can call that a chopper? TIL, thank you!

Well, there may be ladybirds in there.

And make sure the flare is large enough that it actually does the job, as a flare doesn’t help much if it pops inside. Strings help too, like for beads.

I was a flying uterus before I became a real boy.

Yay, masturbation! I’m not sure how helicopters enter into it.

So I thought “CRANKING THEIR HOG” was a euphemism for masturbating but now I am having doubts.

Positive reinforcement wins. You’re a good boy! You’re a great boy, even!

Oh whew. I am not thrilled about this comment. Turtlehead in particular paints such a picture… I feel like I’ve been mildly defiled today.

Hahaha. I’ve never seen any adverts for Herbal Essences. They always struck me as very neutral though. My roomie uses one which smells rather like sandalwood to me.

Wouldn’t necessarily call that masculine, but hardly feminine either.

This is fair. It’s a fairly common term in certain circles (which I’ll keep intentionally vague as to let your minds delight and/or reel in horror at the possibilities) so I didn’t give it much thought.

Herbal Essences is considered girly?

How would he handle things if he needs to pee and poo? Like, does he do one, switch positions, and then the other? It just sounds super inconvenient and involved.

My washer is fairly standard I think, 7 or 8 kilo, and it definitely only takes one load to get it washed. Granted it scales with the amount of beds you have so if you’ve a larger family it’ll be way more work.

Same. To be fair it’s an easy choice for me, why would I want to smell like some nebulous XXXFUEL, SPORTS PISS, or MOUNTAIN JUNK when I could smell like a bakery instead? Apple and cinnamon poo and condish? Yes please. Vanilla leave-in? Give!

Lena is an excellent composer. My favourite Guild Wars 2 tracks are made by her.

I think Celeste.

Would recommend RustDesk instead.

Macaroni~

I hope you’ve had a nice day. You’ve brightened mine, so thanks for that.

How do you gather that?