Ironic. He could save others from losing their jobs to immigrants…but not himself.

The Tin Man’s heart shrunk three sizes that day.

Nancy learns why government regulations can be a good thing.

That’s been me for the past several months, really.

I drank a whole bottle of rum back on Election Day 2016 and was hungover for 2 days. I’ve already blocked out the next few days on the calendar.

Those were very interesting reads! Thanks for sharing.

I am shocked! Shocked to hear this!

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“FAKE NEWS”

• The right-wing, probably

It got bad several years ago, which is when I permanently jumped ship to DDG. It’s nowhere near as good as Google used to be, but on the other hand, it’s also nowhere near as bad as Google is now.

Good genes, very good genes.

Hilarious, and visionary!

And on the third try, you think you accidentally failed to hit the last key, and so you have to start all over again.

Jitterbug

This image reminds me of those Ben Garrison cartoons that make Trump look suspiciously swole.

This is why I never bought a domain. Can’t give up on your dreams if you never pursued them in the first place!

Will the circle streak be unbroken?

Apparently someone, somewhere out there is subscribing to this shit, or else they wouldn’t keep pushing it on us. And frankly, that’s both hilarious and disturbing.

I live in a “first past the post” country that forces a two-party system and penalizes voting your conscience unless it aligns with one of those parties. While there may be flaws in Ranked Choice Voting that could emerge in fringe cases, it is so obviously superior to our current system that it is hard for me to worry too much about the nuance of how it might not be 100% perfect 100% of the time. Any (democratic) system is better than what we have now.

The sheer pettiness of people on the Internet will never fail to amuse me.