The ol’ incest triangle.

Genetics is, in fact, a science, and it allows for offspring to grow to be bigger than their parents.

Oh my God that’s evil. Better hope the Microsoft execs don’t see this.

It’s easy, you just have to sign up for Microsoft’s CD burning app for $6.99/month. Make sure to have your credit card, social security number, and birth certificate handy when you setup your account. You just have to watch a short advertisement before burning each CD.

Promo for the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot.

These AI-generated pictures are getting out of hand.

To be fair, it’s easier to manage a pub than a whole country.

Bought my first gun ever immediately after the November election. When anyone brings up the stock market these days I tell them I’m investing in seeds, fresh water, and ammunition.

The homeowner will roll out with a gun and immediately be killed in a hail of bullets, despite acting entirely within their rights. No ICE agents will face any consequences, and the warrantless raids will continue. That’s what usually happens anyway. The 2nd amendment is a farce; law enforcement can legally kill you for exercising your right to bear arms if they want to.

i3 and homemade web browser - this guy is legit

Where can I get that T-shirt?

Ermahgerd! Gersberms!

Dual booting is just using containers on bare metal.

Is this what they call a boot loop?

I’ll swallow your soul!

Still acting like there’s ever going to be a (meaningful) election again.

What book? Just so I know to avoid it.

Later, virgins!

Instructions unclear; now I’m dizzy as well as confused.

I take back every bad thing I’ve ever said about AI. This is peak art.