Oh, the irony.

I’m watching you, Wazowski. Always watching.

Very accurate depiction of Reddit.

How do we go about “utilizing” the Brawndo?

I feel like the next big technological achievement will just be replacing water with some other fluid.

“Steam cycle? No, this is the much more advanced glycol cycle.”

Just don’t hit any samsquanches with it.

Is this Alaska? I feel like every small town in Alaska has a parking lot like this.

Just call me Main Reservoir, baby.

What DLC is available? Can I buy different colors for the ball?

Is this the new Joseph Ducreux template?

Based on a true story

Why a spoon, cousin?

Sike, that’s the wrong numbah!

This is much too high quality to be called a shitpost.

640 kilochickens ought to be enough for anybody.

Dead or alive, you’re going to work.

What style gun is that, where he can catch the shell casing? I’m only familiar with automatics that eject the spent shell immediately after firing.

Does he have a mustache or is his mouth open?

Now this is the Hallmark movie I would watch all the way through. Or, the one where Big City woman meets up with her estranged husband at the Nakatomi Plaza for his office Christmas party. After thieves take the party guests hostage, she has to use her counter-terrorism skills to rescue them and stop the robbery. Also Snape falls off a building at the end.