Like the time I hired that Bangkok prostitute to do my taxes while I fucked my accountant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIaNZXgDtRU

How do we really know it was nonconsensual though?

Does the auto-jacker go on the penis or the ladder? Honestly sounds like it could work for either one.

That sounds like my version of hell.

It works like The Transported Man illusion in the movie The Prestige.

JD shouldn’t be in this picture. He already served his purpose in getting Trump elected; they don’t need him anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn_6Lgy0YGs

https://lemm.ee/post/36990763

The shotgun pays for itself after only 3 or 4 liquor store hold-ups.

Man, seeing myself in all these memes almost makes me think I could have ADHD. That would be too funny, right? …right?

Lol, this is like “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots.

Lolll. This is me exactly.

Nature’s equivalent of locking the car door when a group of dubious youths walk by.

Shoot the hostage.

I recently saw $9/dozen in New Jersey.

Too soon.

You eel in snake’s clothing!

Angels of death float around aimlessly for two minutes twiddling their thumbs while the ad plays.

I saw an old Nerf football with the whistles on the side once. It got hung up in a storm drain during hurricane Irene and was completely waterlogged. I had to pass on it though cuse I don’t eat gutter water.

Wings as a Service (WaaS)