I’ll swallow your soul!

Still acting like there’s ever going to be a (meaningful) election again.

What book? Just so I know to avoid it.

Later, virgins!

Instructions unclear; now I’m dizzy as well as confused.

I take back every bad thing I’ve ever said about AI. This is peak art.

Red Hat: teacher’s pet

I think I found my spirit animal and/or fursona.

Like the time I hired that Bangkok prostitute to do my taxes while I fucked my accountant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIaNZXgDtRU

How do we really know it was nonconsensual though?

Does the auto-jacker go on the penis or the ladder? Honestly sounds like it could work for either one.

That sounds like my version of hell.

It works like The Transported Man illusion in the movie The Prestige.

JD shouldn’t be in this picture. He already served his purpose in getting Trump elected; they don’t need him anymore.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cn_6Lgy0YGs

https://lemm.ee/post/36990763

The shotgun pays for itself after only 3 or 4 liquor store hold-ups.

Man, seeing myself in all these memes almost makes me think I could have ADHD. That would be too funny, right? …right?

Lol, this is like “All Through the House” from Love, Death, and Robots.

Lolll. This is me exactly.