Meeech

Walmart absolutely sells vibrators and plugs. They’re in the section near the condoms, which does happen to be near the toothpaste/deodorant/shampoo area.

You know he’s the type that would go full xXx_Xbox_xXx

A broken clock is still right 2 times a day.

You’re giving her too much credit.

YEAH YEEEAHHH

It’s just the sauce that’s different and it’s not that good. You’re paying more for a worse off burger.

That’s for the after party for you to find out

Reminds me of this one

I’m not alone! I thought the same thing.

I recently got to experience this glorious moment, and I feel this is the appropriate post to share it in.

Well the first time was an accident, but the second time was for fun. Then accident, fun, fun, another accident, three funs in a row, then he was doin it for the homeowner

Jersey Mike’s was recently purchased by the same company that owns Subway. Give it time and they’ll be the same shit quality.

Vance actually had sectional relations

Holy shit that’s gold.

Where I work, I get 5 days worth of PTO which can be used for either sick time or vacation time. It takes (8) 40 hour weeks to generate 1 new PTO day. We’re not allowed to take unpaid time off, you’re required to use your PTO. If you do not have any PTO left, you go up to 40 hours negative. You are then required to work 40 weeks to break out of the negative. If you decide to quit or are fired while in the negative, that hourly difference is deducted from your last paycheck.

It didn’t used to be this way. The family owned company I work for was bought out by a 500 million dollar corporation.

Shits fucked yo.

Born in 89 and I played the shit out of Altered Beast as a kid.

I’m a simple man. I see Altered Beast, I upvote.

Stupid sexy gollum…