Yeah the skynet timeline sucked, but they could at least be bothered to make decent packages for the chemical Christmas gifts.

Fascist or anti-social bumper stickers like punisher logos

Ain’t the punisher from a comic book? What did those damn Americans do this time?!

needless to say i’m looking forward to it ending.

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Amputate your legs, no legs no pain!

What the hell am I looking at here?

Cyanide&happiness: write that down, write that down!

No kink shaming on my Christian server^tm

The middle ages are long past, people won’t look at you weirdly if you wash yourself more than once a year. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What, feeling too good for an unproductive Internet fight with strangers who probably would agree with you if they could read?

Peak redditor moment.

The k makes it sound more islamic and triggers western audience’s latent islamophobia

With all due respect, I don’t think it’s the K-sound that triggers the “western audience’s latent islamophobia”.

That probably has more to do with the news from England and Germany.

I’m a GenZ-er

I fall asleep

Typical genZ, getting those zzzz’s. That’s probably how they got the name.

Yet another thing we should hold Canadians responsible for, apart from clubbing baby seals.

What does it taste like though?

Single sheep rendition of “the nutcracker” feat cameraman.

That’s something a motherfucker would say!

And somehow everyone missed, unbelievable!

I mean, you keep bumping into stuff. Who do you think has to deal with those pain signals all the damn time?

Stop being a bot{human} then, bot{degratory}.

Making up problems that aren’t actually anywhere in this meme to be seen has entered the chat.

Surely you see the potential issue here if this is supposed to be a family sharing program?

Just my brother from another mother fam, no hating.