Oxford is ;)

I think it’s because there is a way cooler city a bit to the north.

Well, I’ve been to the Party City there…so yeah it kinda is.

Eeaaassstttt bound and dowwnnn

I would probably just keep on smashing houses. I’m a giant skeleton, what do I care.

It is. There are sites that I know the url of that dont show up in results.

Use a film camera, then photograph the print

There was an episode of “Pete And Pete” about this

If you throw em hard enough

Stated rather harshly, but accurate nonetheless.

I see the error here: this method will stop new cat pee odors from occurring, however, it is ineffective at removing existing ones.

A true historical reference

Im not exactly sure the mechanics of it, but when a new number is activated (or a number changes carriers, etc) it pings some database that spammers have access to, and know that that number is live. Ive had it happen every time ive hanged carriers or set up a phone for someone. Dies down to normal levels in a couple months.

Its a Doom server

I do that with the windows key…

In North Korea, it is tradition to wear your father’s and grandfather’s honors in addition to your own. This means someone whose familty has had a long military tradition would accumulate quite the display.

I meant what I said. As a musician, I would be more ho ored to have a Wierd Al parody than a Grammy.

There are fewer songs that have been parodied by Wierd Al than have won Grammys, therefor making it the more prestigious accomplishment in the music industry.

A Salt Rifle

Man, Im the opposite. “I need a pair of black slacks for work.” Opps I bought something that looks like an Osha safety outfit.