I’m reminded of the old movie “Soylent Green”. The crabs have the nutrients sought after in the story, but it also appears to have an intrinsic great flavor, unlike the story. Plus, “green” crabs. Coincidence?!?

Not to be picky, but It appears that whoever(whatever) wrote this can’t differentiate the country of Mexico and the state of New Mexico in the USA. Hmmmm

Last year’s Elf on a Shelf?

Senator Padmé Amidala after partying all night.

The Marriotts. Not huge fans of alcohol.

I wonder if Kennedy has moved off of bear “pranks” and has turned to crabs.

We all are. It’s one of the bonds that keeps civilization alive. Keep searching !

That’s what the three shells are for.

Exactly! (By definition)