“For no reason?” Were you hatched yesterday, or something?

I can’t even get my dog to use a doggy door, and they got these sheep to fly helicopters? Color me impressed!

You beat me to it.

Exactly this. If anyone thinks Texas is just gonna absorb most of NM, you’re gonna have a bad time.

“Why, Union_of_Kobolds, I’m impressed. You’re an oak.”

Statue That Just Found Out It’s A Statue is my new spirit animal…

I think his horse has diabeetus, or something.

I

HATE

SAUERKRAUT!

I guess that’s all I’m really trying to say.

Ok, Tazerface…

“You are never blocking a fire escape if you are flammable and have legs.”

I don’t know about that, but i do know that .666 is the mark of the milliBeast.

That’s Tim Allen. He’s handing you cocaine. Argh argh argh!

I’m kinda proud, sitting here at 40%…

Hey, don’t limit yourself! Females can be bros. I have a couple myself.

They made an “if/then” statement based on your statement. They attacked the idea, not the person making it. No ad hominem detected.

“I remember when a dime bag cost a dime. Know what a condom cost?”

“Nuh uh.”

“Me neither. We never used the damn things.”

Looks like it’s time for Soup Containment Procedures!

Drugs

Are

Really

Expensive

Thanks Obama…?

It started recently on YouTube revanced. The only reason I’m still on YouTube at all is my 1500+ song playlist I’ve been curating for, i dunno, 14 years? Revanced and ublock kept me from hearing or seeing an ad for years, but this is really motivating me to just say fuck it and move on.

This and the “Are you still listening” pause EVERY OTHER SONG on my playlist is just so helpful. Helpful, that is, if the intent is to give me a fucking aneurysm.