Panel 2 is giving Gir vibes.

I’d love to watch the wall defrag

This is the best worst meme I’ve seen in recent memory.

This as a tattoo wrapped with “Deny, Defend, Depose”

I can also self-check faster than waiting for a cashier but I do put thought into it; the thought is “these things cost jobs”.

I heard they are trying to charge for self checkout now, it was already a no thanks, now it’s a fuck no.

Nothing happened

Me with my networking degree…

There’s an application we use at work that I used to be an admin for at a previous job so I know all of the keyboard shortcuts, watching people use a mouse for navigation makes my skin crawl but I’ve been teaching some of my coworkers so it’s getting better.

I mostly listen to heavy metal on my tractor.

If this were on a t-shirt I’d wear it.

Ha! Neither. I work in an ER as a nursing aide, $18/hr which ain’t enough to live on anymore.

I’m at work at 3am…

Progessing

I don’t know how old this comic is but I’ve seen this joke before in another comic.

I like to take probiotics while I’m taking antibiotics to see who’s going to come out on top.

And a built in corkscrew…

I don’t think an Adam Sandler film has ever grossed a billion dollars so it seems the cartoon protagonist is in the minority.

My former neighbors never truly appreciated the 4 cars in various states of disrepair taking up the majority of my driveway. I’m not a hoarder, I was just trying to keep our taxes reasonable.

Ha, the nearest house to mine is a quarter mile away, good luck Samsung.