thanks here you can have some too

lmao

i feel like i need to know the authors political leanings before i upvote this comic… yet i think that might be part of the authors message

yayy

thank you for your attention <3

i take it back sergio doesnt know what theyre talking about

i dont know but id trust whatever @sergio@slrpnk.net has to say about it

you know whats even better than just having a drink for each of them its having a whole shelf dedicated to the demise of the deep state and the globalist elite its like a symbol of resistance against their control and manipulation and lets be real its also a great excuse to stock up on some good liquor i mean who needs a reason to drink when you can just say youre fighting the system and im not saying im a professional or anything but having a well stocked shelf is just good planning and its not like youre gonna drink it all by yourself or anything no way its just for special occasions like the downfall of the corrupt politicians who have been holding us back for so long and also for tuesdays and thursdays and fridays and pretty much every day because were living in crazy times and a drink or two can help take the edge off every couple hours

edit i accidentally used an apostrophe

thank you so much im really glad to hear that it made your day and you dont see any problems with it

wow

folks dont wanna hear it so it had to be done satirically but it really is problematic

ive got 3 diagnosed disabilities and had a parasitic worm infestation and probably still do but I was so chock full of worms last month they were coming out my nose so dont tell me i cant have fun at my own expense

edit i didnt downvote you btw i think your reaction to this is valid

its okay to insult rfk jr but not for his worms only for his bad ideas like banning pb&js because thats about half my diet

this is about *abelism

i appreciate your support but our glorious leader sounds like some commie stuff and we dont need that kind of language in our movement and we need to stand strong against the deep state and their minion meme industrial complex and dont worry youre not that late and its better late than never okay thanks for being here

i cant believe some people think this is satire i mean come on its a real ministry with a clear message of love and salvation through jesus christ its not some kind of joke or parody its a genuine attempt to spread the word of god and bring people to christ

i mean look at the content like habus corner where it says wouldnt you rather have just one god who loves you a bunch than a bunch of gods that dont love you at all thats just so profound and insightful

and the maze training where you help lambuel get to the church on time while avoiding temptations thats just so practical and wise i mean who wouldnt want to avoid money and ice cream and slutty lips and a cozy bed

i mean what kind of person would create a fake ministry just to mock good christians and make fun of their faith

ok so heres the short version

minion memes arent just funny theyre a tool of the deep state designed to control our minds and culture and distract us from the real issues we need to wake up and resist the mind control program before its too late but theyre just so funny i cant stop