God status = blessed 🦅🇺🇲

Isn’t it vegan if it’s sourced by consent?

I see it as a dangerous win ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Or get a black friend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You fucker :(

Praise be Cortana and IE’s reinstallation!

My nigga, Fizz, gets it

Like I tell everyone I sleep with, I got 9 inches for you, just be ready to take it in 3 doses ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Ain’t even gotta do that, just imagine he suffered for 500,000 years and he did, just like everyone and everything you ever knew was created last Thursday