Is this a copypasta or was that just off the cuff lmao

I think Zeiss also uses the house. And Nikon if I remember right?

Those arent spotify ads, they’re the ads from the podcast. To my knowledge unless its a “spotify exclusive” all they are doing is fetching the RSS feed for you, not paying the creator anything regardless of your subscription status

Depends on the brand that made the autorefractor

That first owl is clearly naked, I’m not trying to get fired here

You mean Justkilled Dapope Vance?

Sounds like you stole your buddy’s pen

My father is a carpenter. I was born rolling the end of the tape, molded by it.

The water is terrible for friction

Definitely is, only because my customers sometimes come in smelling like it to a degree that you can only get from the spray cans

Finale tonight 👀

I mean, they havent read the book yet they dont know why :P

Oh, absolutely. I was just making a bad simpsons reference

I sure hope someone will be fired for this obvious blunder

Isn’t it? On a cell phone it demands that I drop what I’m doing at a moment’s notice and respond to your inquiry. Unless it is something time-sensitive, the call probably should have been scheduled or a text message would have served the purpose without demanding an instant response

My coworkers do this when any program takes longer than 1 second. Frequently spam clicking on a button that does something, so they end up with 14 copies of whatever they were trying to print or the program opening 14 times

Do I have to watch breaking bad first

I think that state is called torpor!

rah, rah, bite the flower

So it’s a girl house