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Basil, this coffee smells like shit!

pulling beads on a string off screen

You know what this is…the kids don’t know but we do…

So Jane, surprised at his answer and wanting to make a man of him pulled up her dress and laid back on a tree root and said “no silly, come use this hole like a man”.

Tarzan walked over suspiciously to Jane, took a close look for a minute then kicked Jane in the crotch with all his might.

She fell over gasping for air for a few minutes until she could utter “what was that for?!”.

“Tarzan check for bees.”

Remind him a shepherd doesn’t keep his little sheep around for their nice company, he’s going to sell or eat them.

Dollarydoo is from a 1995 Simpsons episode

Gawd is super mad at us because gays or something something, it has nothing to do with us polluting our planet to our own extinction.

You will be able to see the point of this comic as it flies over their heads.

Is whammy bar gayer than Wham!?

Wheely tired

I know this is a super long shot but anyone know where that is? Public park or private?

Everything is chrome in the future!

I still have that splinter in my ass from last year’s visit.

The first three seasons have some great moments which most people can relate to. Everyone knows a Patrick Star, someone who’s so dumb it hurts but you still have to deal with them. Everyone has worked for a Mr Krabs, the cheapest and stingiest of employers. And many people find themselves turn from happy in life as a child to become Squidward, who is just done with all of it at his meaningless job and low pay but can’t quit.

QUBGG, easy.

What’s the mythical-scientific reason for Thors hammer being immovable? Very high mass/density or protected by some invisible godlike force?

Trump visited a Trump property 428 out of 1461 days of his term, and he played 261 rounds of golf, about 1/5 of days of his term. Almost $150 million charged to American taxpayers, for him to travel there with full security, play an 90-stroke game, kick his ball, called it 65 strokes to his friends, make dirty deals without oversight, travel back with security, eat a cheeseburger and angry tweet from the toilet. Every 5 days. Laziest president we’ve ever had.

Why does anyone care what this guy says? I’ve never heard of him outside memes. His expertise is Cheetos, have your own thoughts and live your own life.

Those British Horse and Buggybombers devasted our Minuteman bases, but our technology of wooden radar towers allowed a sure victory for our FighterStallions in the Battle of Trenton.

I work for a small private employer in rural America, in a field where there are no other places to work at without moving. I haven’t had a raise above inflation rate since covid, technically I’m making less money than years ago. Everyone here is fighting each other to take more of that 1% of the wealth we all have to share. Our government is complicit and backroom-contracted into keeping money in the wealthiest hands. A politicians vote isn’t even that expensive.