Cadeillac

You can tell this tape was made by Satan. It has at least four sides. If that isn’t evil magic I don’t know what is

How are you gonna show off your sweet dad bod with out a crop top?

Oh no. I had not heard anything about him

From context I believe it translated fan into what would be a cooling device, instead of someone that really likes something

60% of the time it works every time

get off the couch

You think Vance is worried about getting anyone other than himself off?

It’s missing something…

That’s his oft forgotten twin sister Karen Musk

This one hurts a lot. I’m gonna go cuddle my Luna Bear now

From Arkansas. Can confirm

If they can keep their home I’m sure they would like to

I did not know. Even more signs that maybe you shouldn’t get a house there

Sure, they spent the time and money on 8ft deep concrete anchor points, but neglected to get insurance

Most of the comments I have seen say that the wind on the straps is going vibrate the roof away. I don’t know personally, but that sounds like a likely outcome

Bunbee Rabbit

Now I want someone to hit him with the mini Keanu treatment

That doesn’t stop anyone in the states

I’m so happy he has disappeared from my wrestling. I hope he doesn’t come back

Drone shows for the win!

All of this can be true