I am your choice of avocado or baby vomit green.

Does it make all the sheep say “BAA-L”?

Objective hell.

Yeah, so…

Fuck this timeline.

Unraid FTW.

Brought a tear to my eye, yo.

Sales people too.

Don’t need a soul, but can’t go anywhere without a pitch book and work box.

…poetic, isn’t it?

I’m so happy I was introduced to the 'net in the 90’s - when the mantra was “don’t believe everything you read on the internet.”

It’s too bad that fell out of vogue.

As a webdev, can confirm

Belgian beer.

Mic drop

Yeah, set it over there, Greaseball.

Hulk smash!

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Best flavor affirmative.

I’m too seen here. Time to hide.

I much prefer to be the butt of jokes and thus not arousing any suspicion that we have it pretty good up here.

I beg ya pardon, this is my secret garden.

Have to laugh while dying a little inside when ‘free market’ people cry about banks, insurance companies, real estate, and other mega corps ‘needing’ bailouts.

Isn’t that the essence of the free market? If companies suck shit, they die. The American people need a fucking bailout right now before another international corporation.

Have you seen those movies and what happens to the guys dressed like that?

Try again, Freddy / Jason / Michael / motherfucker